The room is so small! Is my wife streaming because of poor conditions? Boohoo, my delicate flower of a wife.
Surely she must be very beautiful in other places, hee hee. I’m ready to use my tongue to lick her (drools) (licking everywhere) (I pinned her down!).
Yan Chuan was filled with confusion until he found an explanation in a comment.
“Keli is so unlucky; it’s no wonder he got blacklisted. With a mouth like that, who would want to be his pretty wife!”
He scrolled through the comments, finally realizing why he suddenly gained over three thousand followers overnight.
It was because Keli had streamed last night, and someone had commented on his photo in the stream, causing many people to flock over.
When Keli tried to check his profile, he discovered he had been blacklisted. The fans were laughing hysterically, all coming to like his photo.
And that’s how he ended up with so many likes and comments today.
Yan Chuan, feeling anxious, opened the live stream and donated tags like “Game Rookie” and “Live Chat.”
He turned on the video and microphone, but wore a mask, pinning his bangs to the side with a small clip, exposing just his eyes.
He didn’t enable the voice changer; the previous one was of such poor quality that it produced an unbearable noise when activated. It was unsuitable for streaming.
Yan Chuan randomly opened a game, as he hadn’t played any before, so it didn’t matter which one to stream.
The live stream started.
Soon, the online viewer count jumped from zero to the thousands, and the comments flooded in.
“Wife!!!”
“Wow! The sailor suit is so civilized! Wife looks so young and obedient, are you still in school?”
“The room’s background looks so small! Did wife start streaming to supplement her income?”
“I’m dying of laughter! Keli even used a small account to follow my wife, no wonder he got blacklisted!”
“I want to see my wife’s hands! (shyly) Legs are fine too (just kidding).”
Overwhelmed by the flood of comments, Yan Chuan could barely keep up, speaking softly with the viewers.
“Good evening,” he said after a moment of contemplation. “I’ve graduated, and now I’m working, not a student anymore.”
He was a bit nervous, his voice quiet and trembling, transmitted through a distorted microphone, but the comments began to flood in even more.
“Wife’s voice is so nice! Boohoo, I’m done for!”
“But wife looks so young, she seems underage; it feels so wrong.”
Yan Chuan’s face turned red due to the comments; if it weren’t for the mask, everyone in the live stream would have seen it.
He had witnessed the comments in the escape variety show’s live room, but he didn’t expect the live stream audience in the script to be the same.
Are they all this straightforward?
Yan Chuan bit his lip and simply got to the point: “I’m starting to play games, but I’m really bad, so don’t laugh at me.”
“Alright, alright, whatever you do, wife, it’s fine!”
“Wife seems so shy; her face must be red. Quickly take off your mask so I can see!”
“Why are you all so weird? Wife hasn’t streamed much; don’t scare her (holds wife gently).”
“My baby, my wife, I love how shy you are; kisses~ *sends deep-water bomb* x5.”
Yan Chuan: …
Why is he even more embarrassed?
In a moment of silence, Yan Chuan opened the game, initiating the beginner’s tutorial, paying close attention.
He was telling the truth; when he lived in the sanatorium, the nurses never let him play games, so he had never played before.
Watching the tutorial while paying attention to the comments, he had tagged himself as a “Game Rookie,” but the platform’s atmosphere was pretty unfriendly, with severe trolling for newbies.
Just like that day when he connected with Keli, he had clearly said he was a novice, yet he was chased down with insults.
Even as the number of online viewers increased, all requesting to see his wife and for kisses, Yan Chuan still felt a bit nervous.
He cautiously explained, “I’m starting now.”
However, the comments’ reaction was…
“Wife is so obedient! Just saying something requires an explanation, so cute!”
“Boohoo, baby, it’s alright if you can’t play games; just trick a guy into helping you score points!”
“Wife, trick a few more!”
His streaming performance… was it okay?
Yan Chuan thought to himself as he controlled his game character to skydive, randomly choosing a secluded spot.
As his game character fell, special effects exploded on the screen like fireworks.
“Keli sent a gift: Meteor Spaceship x1.”
Yan Chuan was slightly taken aback.
Before he could thank him, the unknown viewer spammed the comments with “Meteor Spaceship x2.”
The dazzling special effects kept playing on the screen, making it hard for Yan Chuan to even see the comments clearly.
He had calculated the conversion for rewards in the live room; the most expensive gift, the carnival, costs a whopping two hundred thousand universal coins, with decreasing prices for lower gifts. But even the cheapest required one hundred universal coins, meaning the meteor spaceship was worth about twenty thousand.
The ID “Keli” quickly became the number one in Yan Chuan’s live room.
The platform and streamers split the earnings fifty-fifty, so he already made thirty thousand just by starting to stream.
It equaled three months of Yan Chuan’s salary.
Staring at the screen with just a pitiful two thousand left in his credit card, Yan Chuan exclaimed,
“That’s a lot of money…”
“Wait, that name sounds so familiar; it’s Keli’s alt account… right?”
“Thank you…” he remembered to thank the generous viewer and imitated the gratitude gestures he had seen in other live rooms, making a heart shape. “Thank you for your gift.”
“No need to thank.”
Being the number one in the live room, Keli’s comments flashed across the screen in a different color.
“Making a heart is so cute.”
Perhaps feeling the previous statement was a little dry, he added another comment.
Yan Chuan felt slightly embarrassed.
He hadn’t done much; the gratitude gesture was just a simple heart, and he didn’t know what else to do, yet the benefactor generously gifted him something so expensive.
Yan Chuan pondered, “Do you want to see me play the game? But I’m bad at it, so please don’t mind.”